You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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