She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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