What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
they need to just BURY HIM!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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