We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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