I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Drake has all the answers
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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