I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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