I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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