so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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