well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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