I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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