I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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