I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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