I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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