Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You should frame my arrest warrant.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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