ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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