so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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