I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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