R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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