just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my phone needs a breathalizer
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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