Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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