after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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