He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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