we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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