dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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