my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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