Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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