You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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