How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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