at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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