just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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