I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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