forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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