You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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