O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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