My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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