Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I will pee on everything he values.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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