trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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