On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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