This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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