Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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