Buhtt sex?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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