haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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