if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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