we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I didn't notice because vodka
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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