Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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