I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
