sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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