Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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