i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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