The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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