I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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