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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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