careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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