You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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