So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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