margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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